Woman: “Who the FUCK are you? And why are you eating our pizza?”
Kosuke and Paul look confused.
Kosuke: "Are you joking? Is this a joke?"
Woman: "No this is definitely NOT a joke. I want to know who you are and why you’re eating our pizza."
Kosuke: "Well our friend came in and told us there was free pizza at the bar. We are. So. Sorry. It was a misunderstanding."
Paul and Kosuke continue apologizing. They offer to pay for the two slices.
Woman: (didactically snobbish) "We don’t want your money. No. Enjoy the pizza, but you can’t steal other people’s things. You can’t take what’s not yours."
Again the duo continues their apologies. Kosuke tries to turn the situation around and befriend them.Kosuke: "What company do you guys work for?"
Woman: "We work for Limewire."
Kosuke: Oh ok. Well I work at a record label so fuck you. You’ve stolen from us enough. (Bites pizza. Begins to walk away.)